Friday, April 28, 2006

Water to wine














Do you prefer water too wine?
If you drink a lot of water maybe you should read this

Now I have an excuse when my wife tills me I have a drink problem.



WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka,
beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Free yourself of Poop, drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.


LOL

4 comments:

Jo said...

ugh, kind of scary isn't it? I'm using this as an excuse next time my doctor tells me to drink more water. :)

Anonymous said...

But doesn't your stomach acid destroy the grems in water? Plus alcohol slowly destroys your liver.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, nothing like a good Riesling or Chianti to cheer up the day!

And no, the stomach acid is pumped after you eat or drink, not right away, so it has time to absord.


USA

PS: Nice blog Dec!

Anonymous said...

LOLLLLl i cant imagine me drink 1lt of wine after running 10km just to hydrat me. lolllll

BTW you eat more poop thatn what you drink. In what exacly do you think you watermelon grows?
I grows interly in animal poop. Other that it dosent grow. I know cause i used to grow some.

Distillated water have absolutly no minerals for your boddy and to mutch of it will make you sick, and thats not my opinion, its doctors opinion.

BTW. USA... Stomac dosnet absorb, it distroy the food or other for digestation and abosortion by the intestin. Books are not only made to burn.