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Condoleezza Rice's anti-Russian stance based on sexual problems

The US Secretary of State released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children

Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State, openly criticized the Russian government in connection with the gas conflict with Ukraine. Ms. Rice used quite a trivial technique of psychological pressure, which is mostly practiced in the field of education.

According to Condoleezza Rice, Russia's actions towards Ukraine did not characterize it as a respectable member of the Group of Eight. The statement from the high-ranking US official sounded like a reprimand from a strict babysitter that was teaching its baby to behave.

It goes without saying that the largest Eurasian power is not a baby. In addition, the geopolitical system in the world has undergone dramatic changes since the 1990s. The US Secretary of State, however, has seemingly lost the sense of time and reality. Ms. Rice's wish to exercise her political power became a surprise for both the Russian Ministry for Foreign Affairs and proponents of traditional liberal values.
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Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you believe in ghosts well I know I do well at least I think I do.
My first encounter with a ghost was when I was about five years old. Some thing or someone woke me so I got out of bed and made my way down stairs. When going down our stairs on the left there are two windows and a long windowsill to walk on too change the curtains or drapes depending where you’re from.

I was about eye level to the window sill when I saw the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. It was a saluted of a person made out of colours something like a rainbow, only much finer.

When I got down stairs I told my Dad I saw an angel one of my uncles was there at the time. It was late in the night don’t know how late but late enough for me. My dad asked me where I had seen it and my uncle said it might have been lightning but I knew it wasn’t it didn’t look like it and it stayed their till I got to my dad.

Over the years I would get weird feeling around me cold and hot and strange smells.
At times when I would get the feeling that someone or something was around. I would know something was going to happen.
Like the time I was in Dublin City waiting on a bus I gave a guy next to me a cigarette as I was lighting it I said to him I had a feeling that a bomb was going to blow up across the street.
Just then I saw sparks from under a car and it blew up killing two men.
I had lots encounters with my Mum and one of my Uncles.

But the strangest one has to come yet about tree years after the bombing in Dublin I went to work in the Isle of Man.
It was in the old hotel I came across a ghost which after some time gave me the idea to play a prank that’s the story in one of my other posts.
My room in the hotel was at the end of a long corridor five rooms on either side and one at the far end.
Next to my door was the fire exit that lead to a stair well but just on the other side of that door was a room to the right.
The stir well wasn’t the nicest of pleases to be it was dark and grey and had a creepy feel about it.
My room was small with a single bed to the left as you walked in with the head board too the wall with the door.
Straight in front was the window and a wardrobe to the right and wash hand basin to the left.
One night I woke to see a boy standing at the side of my bed looking at me, I shouted at him asking what the hell was he doing in my room. He turned and walked out; I got out of bed and went after him when I was about half way down the corridor I noticed I had nothing on me. I look down the corridor and the boy was gone.
About a week after that I woke to see the boy at the end of my bed he picked up a chair that was at the end of my bed with my jeans on it. I taught he was going to hit me with the chair so I covered my head with the blankets to cushion the blow.
I waited for a second and nothing happened so I went looking for him, I went into the room at the other side of the fire exit.
When I went into the room I could see a fire and a boy trying to get out the window.
I went to get help just as I turned the room went into darkness. There was no fire and no boy.
So I latched on to this and used it to frighten the girls I would tell them that the hotel was haunted by a little boy.
We were talking about the boy when two old women came along they were chamber maids, I would smile when I would see the them they were so old and still working and it was a struggle for them to walk let alone work.
I said to the women that I was telling the girls that the hotel was haunted, guess what they told the very same story that I had just been telling the girls, now the hairs stud up on my arms.
The story went on that the boy was trying to break the window with the chair when he was over come by smoke and died.
The reason why im telling this story is because I was telling my son and he didn’t believe it.
So I went on to the net to see if I could find out anything about the boy. But was no good on info on the hotel only this I found a picture of the hotel that I worked in on fire, it happened some time after I left the Isle of Man. but the strange thing is the back of the hotel caught fire started by a fire in a garage joined to the hotel. I put an arrow the where my room was.

Bush and chaos in the world

"The US-led invasion of Iraq was an illegal act that contravened the UN charter." UN Secretary General Kofi Annan, (Sept. 2004)
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.” George W. Bush, (June 18, 2002, speech)
"I think this is the worst government the US has ever had in its more than 200 years of history." George A. Akerlof, 2001 Nobel Prize laureate in economics, (July 29, 2003)
Coincidence or not, things started to go bad internationally soon after George W. Bush squeezed into power in January 2001, with the help of a one-member majority of the U.S. Supreme Court. Days after his inauguration, the new president began uttering incendiary statements, seemingly designed to provoke the Muslim world, but also to bully America's allies.
Contrary to previous American presidents who tried to maintain at least the appearance of neutrality in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Bush chose instead to put his foot in his mouth by proclaiming his overt partiality: "We're going to correct the imbalances from the previous administration on the Mideast conflict. We're going to tilt it back toward Israel. And we're going to be consistent."
Then Bush declared his contempt for international treaties and for international law, joking smart-aleckly that his lawyer, future Attorney General Alberto Gonzales "didn't bring that up to me." Moreover, he proceeded to cancel unilaterally decades-old treaties and conventions.

To what extent the al-Qaeda attacks of 9/11 were in response to Bush's provocations, we will probably never know. One thing is certain, however, and it is that they surely did not help.

The U.N.-sanctioned 2001 attacks against the al-Qaeda training camps in Afghanistan were accepted by the rest of the world as a necessary military mission to extirpate the virus of Islamist terrorism. Such was not the case with the unprovoked 2003 war against Iraq. There were no Islamist terrorists in Iraq before George W. Bush decided on his own to invade and occupy that country militarily.

It was all too clear that the balkanization of Iraq was part of George W. Bush's larger (neocon) agenda. By invading Iraq illegally and by destroying its government, the Bush-Cheney administration knew perfectly well that such a foreign intervention would precipitate a civil war between the Shiites, the Sunnis and the Kurds, and bring forth a nationalist reaction.

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The Prank

I worked in an old Victorian hotel on a promenade in a well known holyday spot.
It was four stories high including the attic witch was once the living quarters for the staff.
The third floor was turned into the living quarters for the staff. It was a creepy looking place with a tower in the middle.
One day in off peak when the guest’s numbers were low and the staff was reduced to two waitresses and me as chef lol.
Just a little laugh at the idea of me been a chef, that’s another story.
Anyway one day or night whatever the case may be.
It was around November and it got dark early and I felt like playing one of my pranks, one that I did every second night. I would go up into the attic and move the old furniture and drag stuff across the floor.
Then make my way back to my room as quick as I could.

The girls would come knocking on my door telling me about the noise that they heard.
I would tell them that there was nothing to worry about. That it was more then likely a ghost.
I would go on to tell them that back in 1914 the hotel was turned into a war hospital and it as properly a ghost of a dead soldier.

On this particular night the girls went down to the bar for some drinks after I play my prank. I opened all the vacant room doors to let the street light shine in onto the hallway.
I removed all the bulbs from the light fittings, I then removed a curtain or drape from one of the windows it was pale green in colour.
I got a coat hanger hung if from one of the light shades then wrapped the curtain around it.
It hung about two to tree inches from the ground, with the light from the street shining in on it, it looked scary.

Later on that night I was at the bar and had forgotten all about what I did.
The girls came screaming into the lounge saying that they saw a ghost.
It really scared the living daylights out of them.
It had taken some time to calm them down in the end I told them what I did. And I went off too a night club in the basement of the hotel, where I met up with my friends.
We were having a good laugh over some more drinks about what I did.
With that the fire alarm went off and a member of the fire department came in and asked everyone to leave.

The fire was up in the staff quarters and the two girls were treated for shock.
After a number of days of investigations by the police they arrested the ex chef and a friend of his from the Royal Navy for causing the fire.

It went to court and I was called as a witness because the two guys were in my company when I was telling the story about the ghost I made.
When the two accused were been questioned they said that when they had gone to the staff quarters (where they had no right in going) they found the place in darkness and lit a match he said just as he lit the match he saw a ghost dropped the match and ran.

Then it was my turn to give evidence and boy did I get it from left and right and the news papers were there, they had a field day with the story of the ghost.
The two guys were locked up because they couldn’t see the (ghost) from where they said they were and where the fire was.
And I got one hell of a rough time from my boss; mind you the bar did well for a time after the story hitting the papers.
And it was the last prank I played on someone for a long time.

Did you ever play a prank and did it ever get out of hand?

Russia Signs USD 1 Bln Contract on Supplies of Fighter Jets, Helicopters with Venezuela

Russia has signed a contract on supplies of military planes and helicopters to Venezuela worth over $1 billion, the defence minister is quoted by RIA Novosti news agency as saying.

Sergei Ivanov said 30 Su-30 Flanker air-superiority fighters and 30 helicopters would be supplied to Venezuela.


The Russian Su-30 Flankers will replace a Venezuelan contingent of U.S. F-16 multi-role fighters after Washington imposed an embargo on arms sales to the country May 15, which it says poses a threat to regional stability.
You can get the full story here.
http://mosnews.com/news/2006/07/21/blnusdcontract.shtml

Is your life a fantasy or real?

If your life revolves around heartbreak, drugs, guns, gold, murder, rape, partying, smuggling.
Would you share it in the hope that no one recognise themselves in the story and track you down?
Or just keep it to yourself and bring it to the grave with you.
When I look back on my life especially when I was in my twenties, my path was a little rough to say the least.
Trying to do my best to stay alive and not to offend the company I was in was a task in its self.
With some murder came as easy as tying a lace on your shoe. Gambling in casinos was another of their favorit pastimes, which brought along its own kind of trouble, when out of the head on drink or coke and the cash starts to go down, well someone has to be blamed.
That kind of night you could find yourself waking up in a doorway covered in your own blood and black and blue.
The worst kind of night is when your sitting at the bar having some beers, and one of them start to going over his good old days, witch can turn out to be your bad night out.
Like one night I can recall sitting at the bar with my Boss and his friend, his friend is the kind you wouldn’t trust his shadow.
Anyway we were talking; well they were talking to me bragging over good old times.
Like how his friend killed another with am ashtray.
That amused them for a while telling me how easy it is to kill with an ashtray. Then they went on to tell other ways to kill. Like scaring someone to death, I laugh and said I didn’t think it possible to scare someone to death, boy was that a big mistake on my behalf.
So they told me about the time they hooded some guy for doing something not worth talking about.
They brought the guy on a chopper flew around for a while and kicked him out the door. And the poor guy died, now he said that’s how you scare someone to death.
No I said he threw him to his death the fall would have killed him.
The guy said to me the chopper wasn’t off the ground.
My Boss said I will tell you another way how to scare some one or that will leave a mark on his mind for life.
He left the bar and went to his apartment that was part of the hotel, and I was left talking with the guy that takes great satisfaction in tell me about killing.
The boss came back with a single barrel shotgun and said to me you can only run and hide in the hotel.
Now start running with that he loaded the shotgun lets off one shot to let me know he meant business.
Boy did I learn how to play hide and seek fast and played it well I even fell asleep standing up.
The next day the guy never remembered a thing about the whole night, but I did and never will forget it.

Could this or is this story true?

What is Death?

I am looking for answers on Death because it is one thing we have to do we all have to die at some time and it can’t be pushed a side or can it.

I have been trying to understand Death and what it means.
I don’t know if I am afraid of dying or is it just the word Death that makes me nervous.

When I really think about it I get kind of anxious almost a feeling that I can’t wait to find out in other words I am dying to find out what death is.

At times I feel life is a circle of mirrors so no matter what mirror you look in its never ending.
So when you die one of those mirrors loses your image but you life still goes on, but the mirror you left life still continues without you. But your life goes on in the other mirrors.
In words you don’t know if you have died or not, have you ever had a close encounter with death? If so maybe you died you don’t know, are your just living in another mirror.

Another way of looking at the mirrors in the circle is that each mirror is a different way of living, one mirror is bad, one is good, and another decides whether you are a going to be a killer or whatever.

So all you have to do is turn around and choose a mirror and if your not liking the life that is, you turn to another mirror of life.

Maybe that is why we encounter ghosts, when you die you leave one mirror but continue on in another but you want to change your way of life so you pick another mirror but you got back to the old mirror that you died in.

I have 100’s of ways to look at Death but don’t know witch one is the real way to death.
How do you see death are you afraid to die do you believe in another life.
I would love to know your ideas on Death so post a comment but please if you’re going to comment try to keep religion to a minimum. Because I do not think Death is a religious thing.

Syphilis is the best disease people may catch after having unsafe sex

Every person of either sex had to consider seeking professional medical help of a venerelogist at least once. No doubt about it, love is a beautiful feeling. But you just cannot write off sexually transmitted deceases (STD).

The story is not new. Two people meet, have a few drinks, and go to bed. They wake up the next morning and go separate ways. After awhile, they meet again. In a hospital where outpatients diagnosed with skin and sexually transmitted diseases receive treatment. And nobody seems to know who infected who.

According to recent scientific findings, the brain of a person prone to taking unsubstantiated risks has a decreased electrical activity in some of its sections responsible for motivation and decision-making. To put it bluntly, the findings indicate some mental problems of those who practice unsafe sex (no condoms or suppositories).

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Miraculous garlic vodka treats diabetes and cancer

From time immemorial garlic has been known for its remarkable qualities both as a flavouring and a unique natural medication.

The invigorating qualities of garlic were used many centuries ago in Ancient Egypt. Ancient Greeks and Ancient Romans were certain that garlic could put heart and bravery to warriors. In China the vegetable was used to treat the diseases of lungs and intestines. It was also used as an antiseptic during plague and cholera epidemics. Russian physicians believed that garlic had medicinal qualities against snake bites, infectious diseases and plague.


Garlic is a wonderful prophylactic against a large number of diseases, flu first and foremost. The healing qualities of the vegetable were a mystery for ancient doctors. The secret was unveiled by Dr. David Mirelman from the Jerusalem-based Institute for Medicine. The scientist found out that garlic was rich with allicin – the substance that literally eats up pathogenic microbes in the body. Garlic neutralizes so-called free molecules, the source of long-lasting infectious processes. In addition, it fights dysentery and bile duct illnesses.

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CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT ? (Elton John)

Lyrics: CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT ? (Elton John

There's a calm surrender
To the rush of day
When the heat of the rolling world
Can be turned away
An enchanted moment
And it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior
Just to be with you

(Chorus:)
And can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest?
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best

There's a time for ev'ryone
If they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
There's a rhyme and reason
To the wild outdoors
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager
Beats in time with yours

(Repeat chorus)

It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best

Typical of the US forces

I came across this cartoon and it doesn’t make sense to me.
The picture on the right dose it shows how destructive can be.
But as a whole it don’t add up, take the picture on the left its giving the impression the Iraqi were responsible for the attack on the twin towers.
When we all know it was Bin Laden in Afghanistan.

A bit of Humor

Bush says Geneva Conventions do not apply to Guantanamo Bay

U.S. President George Bush says the people being held at Guantanamo Bay do not fall under the Geneva Conventions because they do not represent a country.

At a news conference Friday in Chicago, Bush said though he will adhere to the recent U.S. Supreme Court decision saying he exceeded his authority in ordering military tribunals for Guantanamo inmates, he is convinced this is different than what any president has been through before.

http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?rid=7fb510b184d8f5b5&cat=c08dd24cec417021

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US soldier denies Iraq rape and murders

Former US soldier has pleaded not guilty to raping and murdering an Iraqi woman after allegedly gunning down three members of her family.

21-year-old Steven Green appeared in court in Louisville, Kentucky as his state-appointed lawyer entered the plea.

The former private with the 101st Airborne Division could face the death penalty if convicted over the latest alleged atrocities to taint the image of US soldiers in Iraq.

Full story: http://www.rte.ie/news/2006/0707/greens.html

North Korea plays call my bluff.

North Korea's missiles have caused quite a stir in the world. All the countries participating in the regulation of the North Korean nuclear program denounced Pyongyang’s military initiative. Even China stood up with criticism of N.Korean missile tests in spite of the fact that Chinese officials usually prefer to withhold emotions when it comes to decisions made by the North Korean administration.

Russia has had quite a tough reaction. The missiles fell down in the 200-mile economic zone of Russia. One of the missiles hit the sea surface only several tens of kilometers far from the town of Nakhodka.

It is still not known what kind of missiles N.Korea launched. If they were Scud or Nodon rockets, it means that Pyongyang did not violated its obligations not to test long-range missiles (the range of Scuds and Nodons reaches 1,300 kilometers). However, if it is ballistic Taepodong-2 rocket, the events take a different turn. If North Korea does not hesitate to launch its up-to-date Taepodong-2 ballistic missiles, it means that all present and possible agreements with this country do not cost a thing.

Experts say they cannot prove the fact of the Taepodong-2 tests. Some of them think that North Korea does not possess the required technologies for the production of such missiles.

“There is no information about the type of ballistic missiles launched by North Korea on July 4. If it goes about the intercontinental Taepodong-2 rocket, it is only a game, because they have not tested the prototype of this rocket – Taepodong-1,” a senior specialist of the Institute for World Economy and International Relations, Vladimir Dvorkin, told Interfax. “It was most likely another provocation that is meant to stir up negotiations on the nuclear program of North Korea , receive economic help and guarantees to preserve the current regime in this isolated region,” the scientist said.

“The missile bluff of North Korea bears a certain resemblance to the anti-missile bluff of the USA when the country announced that its underdeveloped air defense system was operational, meaning that it was ready for possible use in the event of a threatening missile launch.

The chairman of the Council for Foreign and Defense Politics, Sergei Karaganov sticks to a different point of view. “The fact that North Korea has started launching ballistic missiles is a bad sign for everyone,” the scientist of politics told Pravda.Ru. The specialist believes that Pyongyang will be even more isolated from the rest of the world than it was before. “Russia is also supposed to be highly concerned on the issue because North Korea said that it supposedly possessed nuclear warheads,” he said.
North Korea is apparently satisfied with the effect of its missile tests. A spokesman for the Foreign Affairs Department of North Korea said that it was a sovereign right of the country to conduct missile tests and no other country could dictate whether the tests could be performed or not.

A Qustion to King Arthur

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agreeto her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had onlyone tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terribleburden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared toArthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom andLancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.Which would he prefer?

Beautiful during the day....or night?Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?Scroll down!

The moral is.....If you don't let a woman have her own way....Things are going to get ugly!!!!

A private in the US forces gets Honourable Discharge for RAPE.

A US soldier was charged with rape and murder while on duty in Iraq.

This is the latest in a series of killings of civilians by US forces in Iraq.

US Army Private Steven Green, 21, was charged in a court in Charlotte, North Carolina, with the rape and murder of an Iraqi woman, and the murder of three members of her family, including a five-year-old girl.

The incident occurred in a town of, south of Baghdad, in March.

Prosecutors say it also involved three other soldiers, who have not been named or charged yet.

Steven Green was given honourable discharge from the army due to what court referred to as 'a personality disorder'.

He is being charged as a civilian and could face the death penalty if convicted.

Saddam's daughter Raghad on Most wanted list

The eldest daughter of Saddam Hussein has been name on the list of the 41 most wanted in connection with terrorism.
It’s alleged that Raghad the daughter of Saddam had a leading role in organising Saddam’s legal defence for crimes against humanity.
Also on the list is Saddam’s first wife Sajida the mother of Raghd, along with former deputy Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri of Saddam. And also named was the new head of al Qaeda in Iraq, Abu Ayyub al-Masri.

Portugal Vs England Penalty Shootout....Video

I am not into soccer but this was one match that made my day.
Sit back and watch the video and enjoy. This is not the best of videos the reason I put this one up is because I love the way the commentator says goalllllllllll.
The Brits think they are the best at soccer; the only thing they are good at is smashing windows LOL



This video is of better quality

Big Brother Pete getting waxed

I have posted this on all tree blogs of mine because I think it’s so funny.
I almost wet myself laughing it’s the funniest thing ever.

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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter. They both had jobs, and had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and sent the e-mail without noticing his error.
In the mean time: In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack (died and gone to report in heaven). The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from family and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving WifeFrom: Your Departed HusbandSubject: I've arrived!
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.