Is it relay like this?
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
BECAUSE LEGISLATORS AND CITY DEVELOPERS KNOW THAT SENIORS WHO NEED A CANE OR HAVE HEART PROBLEMS ARE LIKELY TO WANT TO CATER TO THEIR GRANDKIDS AND SPEND MONEY! THAT WHEN SKATERS FALL ... THEY MAY NEED HANDICAP PARKING. Glad they do that in America.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
IF YOU KNOW SMOKERS - THEY AREN'T REALLY HEALTHY AND QUICKLY RUN OUT OF BREATH. MAYBE THE PRESCRIPTION SECTION SHOULD CARRY CIGARETTES AND BE AT THE FRONT.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
NOPE - NOW THE DEVELOPING WORLD HAS THE SAME CHANCE AS STORES OPEN THERE EVERY WEEK. EQUITY IS AN IMPORTANT FUNCTION OF A DEMOCRACY.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
YES - THEY HAVE MANY ON CAMERA GOING POSTAL WHEN THEY CAN'T FIND A PEN. THE TERM "GOING POSTAL" IS ONLY IN AMERICA.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL SEEN THOSE SHOWS WHERE SOME ONE BROUGHT IN SOME PIECE OF JUNK THAT ENDS UP BEING WORTH THOUSAND, EVEN HUNDREDS OF THOUSAND. JUNK TODAY, ANTIQUE TOMORROW.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
...THAT'S WHY WE NOW HAVE CALLER ID.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
BECAUSE THE BUN COMPANIES KNOW YOU HAVE TO BUY TWO PACKS, EVEN IF YOU DON'T USE 'EM.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
OOOOOOH. GOOD ONE.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
BECAUSE IT IS LESS DANGEROUS TO WALK TO A DRIVE UP THAN TO USE INSIDE ATM'S?
blur turtle. i dont understand. are you angry???
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